Monday, January 16, 2006

Last copies of the Hatebeak split 7 inch

I wasn't going to talk about this because everywhere I looked was sold out and my searches on ebay were coming up empty but Robotic empire sent out an email tonight saying they had the last few copies of this for sale...and they aren't kidding, for just 5$ which includes shipping. So now that you bought it read the incredible description of this amazing recording that was comitted to wax:
From Robotic Empire:
"Hatebeak / Caninus - "Split" 7" (Reptilian) Hatebeak is members of Triac with a parrot (Waldo) on "vocals", and Caninus is members of Most Precious Blood with two pitbulls (Budgie and Basil) on "vocals". Hatebeak's side of the record mocks Nile with "Bird Seeds of Vengeance" (their logo mocking that of Hatebreed), and Caninus takes the cover of Napalm Death's "Scum" and replaces the logos of enormous multinational corporations with the logos of unhealthy/animal-unfriendly pet food companies like Alpo and Iams for their half of the EP (dubbed "Wolfpig"). A novelty? Hell yes it is, but no more perfect a novelty 7" has ever existed."
This is what the label, Reptilian records has to say:
"Face-crushing guitars, head-pounding drums, bass so low you'll vacate your bowels, and vocals so scorching, so extreme they simply can't be human! They're not. This death metal outfit with a parrot for a singer makes trashes the pathetic birdfeeder you call the metal underground!
That's correct, a parrot for a singer, savaging you with feathers of razored steel! This is not Jimmy Buffet's parrot - be warned! Try as one might, they will not escape the claw; nothing can dodge the talons of hate!! These three songs are an ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY beak in the ass of all things sacred in the underground. The holiest shrines of metal and hardcore seriousness are duly trashed, burned, laid to waste, smeared in Avian excrement. The pecking order has been established! For the last time, it really is a parrot, not the loser from Six Feet Under.
Groundbreaking, nest-crushing, egg-shattering! You can run, but you can't fly."

I can't wait to tell everyone about's like that 7 inch that you will pull out first and show anyone who won't be impressed with that rare white stripes or arcade fire 7 inch, or how hard it was to get that lou barlow 45, how long you looked for it.... Anyone can appreciate this.

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